Stale Cache v1.1

Published April 30th, 2026 under Misc

StaleCache 1.1 brings a cleaner architecture and easier testing to this Laravel-style caching library for WordPress — with fewer static methods and smarter dependency injection.

Disable Emoji’s modernisation

Published April 29th, 2026 under Plugins

Modernizing a legacy WordPress plugin with PSR-4, PHPStan, and GitHub Actions. A look at cleaning up code debt and bringing modern DevOps to a simple utility.

Bringing BackPress back from the dead

Published April 28th, 2026 under Editorial

BackPress was supposed to be the framework behind WordPress. It never was. I’m proposing we revive it as a legacy compatibility layer for a modern WordPress.

The Future is Immutable OSs

Published April 17th, 2026 under Editorial

Explore why immutable operating systems like Bluefin OS are the future of the desktop. Learn how to bypass common hurdles with bash scripts and containers for a rock-solid, portable setup.

Stream Spool: watch a stream in a video player while it downloads

Published March 15th, 2026 under Misc

Download HLS streams as continuous local files with Stream Spool. This Bash tool eliminates buffering by stitching video segments in real-time for any player.

gitmeh 2.0: Swapping Gemini for OpenRouter

Published March 11th, 2026 under Uncategorized

The gitmeh project is now at version 2.0. I’ve swapped out the Google Gemini integration in favor of OpenRouter. Why the change? While Gemini worked well, but OpenRouter solves a few problems I encountered while using it: Budget cap: I managed to rack up a […]

gitmeh: git for lazy people

Published February 10th, 2026 under Misc

gitmeh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: a commit tool I built for personal projects. Automatically stage all changes, generate commit messages via Gemini, and pushes, with a built-in side of snarky judgment.

How I Rebuilt the Spam Destroyer link protector

Published December 8th, 2025 under Uncategorized

How I burned down a bloated WordPress site and rebuilt Spam Destroyer with Laravel and Redis. Explore the architecture behind a link protector that achieved perfect 100/100 PageSpeed scores and 12ms load times.

Monitoring Laravel Performance—Without the Dev Tools Bloat

Published December 7th, 2025 under Misc

Track Laravel performance in production without heavy tools. This lightweight package injects generation times as invisible HTML comments. Perfect for instant developer audits.

Chromium UI in Ubuntu 24.04 on Dell XPS 13 9320

Published September 30th, 2025 under General

Chromium lost its Ubuntu theme after upgrading to 24.04? Learn how to fix missing title bars and restore proper desktop integration with this simple fix.