gitmeh: git for lazy people
Published February 10th, 2026 under Misc
gitmeh is a CLI tool I built for personal projects where my git commit messages end up being “stuff” or “x” because I couldn’t be bothered writing a proper message out.
What it does:
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Auto staging: Automatically runs
git add --all. No questions asked. -
AI Messages: Gets Google Gemini to write the commit message based on your diff.
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Instant Push: Shovels your code to the cloud immediately.
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Free Judgement: Includes over 40 status messages that mock your questionable work ethic.

Why?
Because life is too short to write “fixed stuff” or “updated README” for the 100th time on a project only I will ever see.
Warning: Do not use this at work unless you want a very awkward meeting with your engineering manager. This is built for speed and sarcasm, not “enterprise standards.”
Get Started
You just need a Gemini API key and five minutes to set it up. Check out the installation steps and the full list of “insults” over on GitHub.
Check out the repo: github.com/ryanhellyer/gitmeh